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Old School Frosted Fudge Brownies 🍫 We're already Old School Frosted Fudge Brownies 🍫 We're already thinking about August and the return to the classroom - hey, I haven't been in school since 2016 so I can get excited solely about new stationery - so if you're planning your lunch boxes already, make sure a lil treat is involved. Specifically, a fudgy frosted brownie that hearkens back to the vintage lunch lady specialty. Try it a la mode. Ooh lala. Recipe linked in bio or search "old school frosted fudge brownies" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
One Pot Baked Jalapeño Popper Mac & Cheese 🥓 Give One Pot Baked Jalapeño Popper Mac & Cheese 🥓 Give me a food holiday like #nationalmacandcheeseday and I'll give you a dinner idea for the night. This big cheesy and spicy pot is slap-my-ass delicious (please dont commit harassment, but you get the point) and is finished and ready for eating in less than an hour. Yup, cos youre worth it. Recipe linked in bio or search "one pot baked jalapeño popper mac & cheese" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
A four degree drop in dew point makes a pretty sub A four degree drop in dew point makes a pretty substantial difference in running morale. Despite pretty dismal stats (though @garminfitness probably cadence locked) this trot gave me hope that maybe eventually running will feel normal again. 

(Aaaaand then came today's workout attempt to humble me right back into the present.) 

Plus, a pretty cool evening at the @raysbaseball game observing Longoria's Rays HOF induction ceremony! Also, can you peep the typo at which I shook my head in one of the clips?
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by KellieUpdated on July 1, 2026July 2, 2026

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