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Dirty Martini Crostini 🫒 Embrace your inner filth Dirty Martini Crostini 🫒 Embrace your inner filth - come on, we've all got some. This briny delight features a whipped blue cheese spread and lots of green olives marinated in a vodka-vermouth bath, with a touch of citrus and garlic. It's salty, funky, and done in 30 minutes. Recipe linked in bio or search "dirty martini crostini" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Currently residing in the world of "idk what I'm d Currently residing in the world of "idk what I'm doing with my training but I'm trying." 41 miles is nothing to sneeze at and historically is a pretty tame number for me to build from.

MONDAY: 10 miles w 20 x 400m @ 7:47 pace

TUESDAY: 3.55 mile recovery @ 12:28 pace

WEDNESDAY: AM - 4.26 miles w 3 x 300m/100m PM - 3.1 miles @ 11:03 pace

THURSDAY: 4.5 miles with 5 x 50m sprint + 6 x :20 flying starts into 60m @ 85-90%

FRIDAY: 5 miles @ 12:03 pace 

SATURDAY: 11 miles @ 12:14 pace 

SUNDAY: Morning yoga & rest!
Honestly, I kinda missed the double run grind! Honestly, I kinda missed the double run grind!
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banana bread espresso martini

by KellieUpdated on August 27, 2026August 28, 2026

A banana drink for which you’ll go, well, bananas. Happy …

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no bake butterfinger cheesecake

by KellieUpdated on August 26, 2026August 27, 2026

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by KellieUpdated on August 19, 2026August 20, 2026

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loaded cheddar ranch twice baked potatoes

by KellieUpdated on August 17, 2026August 18, 2026

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by Kellie August 17, 2026August 17, 2026

I am in a mood today. Happy Monday, peeps! I …

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island peach rum spritz

by KellieUpdated on August 13, 2026August 14, 2026

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