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Mummy Cookie Bars 👻 A SQUEE-worthy Halloween treat Mummy Cookie Bars 👻 A SQUEE-worthy Halloween treat that's easy, festive, and visually endearing. A soft double chocolate cookie slab lays the foundation for your artistry: bandage your mummies in whatever pattern you'd like, and place one or two or a dozen eyeballs over the bodice to create your ideal spooky finish. Recipe linked in bio or search "mummy cookie bars" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
Broccoli Cheddar Potato Soup 🥦Two iconic comfort c Broccoli Cheddar Potato Soup 🥦Two iconic comfort classics spliced into one warming, cozy, easy weeknight pot. The broth is thick and silky with potatoes and cheddar for bulk, broccoli for green, and a few choice flavorings that underline, not overpower. Tip: a Festbier Soft Pretzel is the perfect dunking pal! Recipe linked in bio or search "broccoli cheddar potato soup" on foulmouthgourmet.com for the recipe!
I am slowly transitioning into a marathon training I am slowly transitioning into a marathon training cycle and honestly? I feel encouraged. I have a goal in mind and after last week's workouts, I'm wondering if I'm not so crazy to dream after all. 

MONDAY: 9.5 miles with 7 x 1k @ 8:20 pace 

TUESDAY: 4.0 miles @ 11:33 pace 

WEDNESDAY: AM - 8 x 600m @ 7:44 pace. PM - 3.15 miles @ 10:36 pace with Little Miss Ba

THURSDAY: 6.35 miles @ 11:55 pace

FRIDAY: 8 x 100m @ 5:28 pace 

SATURDAY: 12 miles @ 11:53 pace 

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sidebar | life and training 10.12 – 10.18

by Kellie October 19, 2026October 19, 2026

FALL HATH COMETH. Happy Monday, all! A sweltering and unpleasant …

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the wicked pumpkin

by KellieUpdated on October 15, 2026October 16, 2026

A wicked good time. Happy Friday, folks! Giving you a …

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midnight pumpkin patch layer cake

by KellieUpdated on October 14, 2026October 15, 2026

EEEEEK! …Eeking because I LOVE THIS CAKE SO MUCH. Happy …

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french onion mushroom soup

by KellieUpdated on October 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Instead of a chef’s kiss, here’s a French kiss. Happy …

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sidebar | life and training 10.5 – 10.11

by Kellie October 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Spooky season is nigh! Happy Monday, all! I enjoy my …

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chai spiced pumpkin pie

by KellieUpdated on October 7, 2026October 8, 2026

I HAD to grace FMG with a pumpkin pie this …

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one pot rosemary pesto salmon and wild rice

by KellieUpdated on October 5, 2026October 6, 2026

My house grew so warm while I developed this recipe …

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sidebar | life and training 9.28 – 10.4

by Kellie October 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Calendar says October, weather says July. Happy Monday, all! Holy …

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hot pumpkin pie mocha

by KellieUpdated on October 1, 2026October 2, 2026

I could use one of these right now to warm …

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chewy maple bacon chocolate chip cookies

by KellieUpdated on September 30, 2026October 1, 2026

Fall in cookie form. Happy Thursday, friends! Happy October! Holy …

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